"A loaf of bread is all you really need."

A journey down the rose-colored path of my twisted mind. Images, daily log, people I hate, and rants dedicated to my ex-wife.

This poor soul has nothing better to do than dance a stuffed squirrel around a cheesy set. 21MB download.

A collection of strange thoughts and happenings, plus some bad video games.

Cats, lotto scratches, atheism, Bukowski, bitter cynicism and hatred for everyone else.

A slew of crazy pictures, and some demented short films. Painfully stupid to the common man, hilarious to the schizophrenic.

Humorous forums, stick death animations, and crazy quizzes and tests.

The mottoes of all fifty US states.

Reveals the insidious connections between livestock, the government, and why your socks disappear in the dryer. Enter and be enlightened.