I Want My Alien Back!
July 26, 2008Sci-Fi - 9 Pages "He's not in Area 51? What do you mean he's not in Area 51?" said Lou Diamond's wife. "Then you better go after him." "But, honey, I-" "No!" she insisted angrily, her finger outstretched and pointing at the front door. "No…
Eat Pete
April 20, 2005-Humor - 5 Pages - Mary Beth awoke with a start. "What the fu…," she said, groggily. She looked around and realized immediately that it had been a dream. But what a strange dream it was. Stranger than most, to be sure. Not necessarily a…
The Evil Lesbians
April 20, 2003Part One: Evil Humor - 2 Pages - In the far distant future, a band of Lesbians landed in their invisible spaceship somewhere in New Jersey.Suddenly, strange cosmic rays penetrated their bodies, turning some of them to evil! Ajax, a pretty lesbian, but not one…
My Robot is Bad
February 22, 2004Humor - 5 Pages - I arrived back at my hotel to find a message had been slipped under my door, but I forget about it because there is also a woman bound up, inverted, and hanging from my ceiling, the ropes covering very little…
Lock, Stock, and Barrel
October 4, 2005-Strange - 6 Pages - "Get out before I toss you out on your fat ass," my wife shouted at me during one of her frequent tirades. Smart man that I am, I obeyed. To tell you the truth, when she got in one of…
Yippee! It’s Votin’ Time!
November 5, 2006The Who---"Endless Wire"MoTW---"Borat"Thought I had rid myself of the spam problem from a while ago, but it'scome back with a vengeance. Now I get about 400 spam email a day. Some of them are prettyinteresting, like the one I received about "67% of their members"getting…
Trouble again
June 26, 2007Well now that I got my computer situation all situated, I'm writing on windows vista. It's kinda neat but, I think I need an upgraded graphic card for it to run fast. For the amount of memory it requires (512 SDRAM), it doesn't go as…
Did It REALLY Happen Or Was It…………The Chip App??!!
April 29, 2023If you read Bob's last post (and why wouldn't you?), you can see that the chip in his head is working just fine!He never fell down a sump pump hole at a tuba joint. He just thought he did, thanks to my chip app!He doesn't…
Diary of an Asshole
May 23, 20245/23/24 Dear Diary, I don’t know what that life-support system of mine has been putting into itself lately, but judging by my breath the past two days I can only assume the worst. At this rate the damn thing’s going to get colon cancer by…
Someone Thinks It’s All About Him
November 11, 2023So, Bob got wind of that call I had with Hollywood and he was none too pleased.“You went behind my back with this? It was my pubic hair!”“Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've all heard the story. You had a crush on some female cashier at Hy-Vee,…
TheWeirdcrap News!
April 21, 2024Here's what's up: 04/21/24Another glitch in the system. The contact form stopped working (not sure when), but it's fixed now.I had an alternate email notification set up and somewhere along the line (probably after a…
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What is This?!
February 27, 2024You get a nice library of strange stories and weird fiction that's been accumulating since 2000. You also get access to Short Attention Span Stuff; comics, memes, and jokes. Browse around, read a story or…
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