A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. “What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?” “Throw out an anchor, sir,” the student replied. “What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?” “Throw out another anchor, sir.” “And if another terrific storm sprang up forward, what would you do then?” asked […]
Two cowboys are out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions: One says, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.” “I don’t think I have ever heard of that one”, says the other cowboy, “what is it?” “Well, it’s where you get your girlfriend down on all fours, and you mount her from behind, and you reach around and cup each […]
Sam and Becky are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. Sam says to Becky, “Becky, I was wondering – have you ever cheated on me?” Becky replies, “Oh Sam, why would you ask such a question now? You don’t want to ask that question…” “Yes, Becky, I really want to know. Please…” “Well, all right. Yes, 3 times…” “Three? Well, when were they?” he asked. “Well, […]