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What does a lawyer and a sperm have in common?

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

What is the thinnest book in the world?

"What men know about women."

Yo momma is so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the security cameras.

Why did the blonde climb over a glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner.

How does a blonde confuse you?

She comes out and says she did it.