Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams
Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.
Recent Posts
- “Newly Uncovered Medical Note From Van Gogh’s Otologist,” by Parker Wilson
- Defenestration: April 2024
- “When Salvador Dali Identified Oscar Wilde In a Lineup,” Maureen Mancini Amaturo
- “Shell-Shocked,” by Patrick Siniscalchi
- “Karentown,” by Sisi Carroll
- “Remote Meeting Re: Presentation,” by Will Willoughby
- “The Witness at a Loss for Words, Briefly,” by Ray Agostinelli
- “Out of This World,” by Brooksie C. Fontaine
- “We need to talk about Slug Simulator,” by Conor Sneyd
- “Memories of Hardship,” by Grace Alamo
Featured
Defenestration: April 2024
Welcome, one and all, to the April 2024 issue of Defenestration, which marks our 21st volume. Yes, Defenestration is now old enough to drink alcoholic beverages in the United States, obtain a concealed weapons permit, adopt a child, and gamble at casinos. So if you don’t hear from Defenestration for the next week or so,
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Defenestration: December 2023
Hello, world! Welcome to the December 2023 issue of Defenestration!
I’m going to be honest with you. As I write this I’m preparing to watch The Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. We have pizza. We have soda. Our bodies and minds are prepared for the greatest Christmas movie to ever deck our halls. So I’m really not in the proper mindset to write a decent editorial. I could write about Muppets, certainly. I could write pages and pages about Muppets. But Kermit and his friends don’t really have anything to do with this latest issue of Defenestration.
Defenestration: August 2023
Is it really time for a new issue of Defenestration? Has the summer really come and gone? It must be true, otherwise I wouldn’t be here typing these words: Welcome to the August 2023 issue of Defenestration!
This month’s issue starts off with a new take on an old joke and… well, I don’t want to say the issue gets progressively weirder after that, because it’s all pretty weird. We’ve got some teleportation, some shark attacks, and juuuust enough pocket monsters to be amusing without resulting in a cease and desist letter. There’s a bunch of other funny stuff, too, but if I told you all about them here it would ruin the surprise. I know you’re curious.
Nonfiction
“Chicken Feet,” by Robert Moll When I was a kid, we had chicken for dinner every Friday night. Shortly after my fifth birthday I figured out how these meals worked: your age determined the part of the chicken you ate. As the youngest, I ate wings. My older brother was assigned drumsticks. My much older sister, white meat.
Fake Nonfiction
“Newly Uncovered Medical Note From Van Gogh’s Otologist,” by Parker Wilson Writer received the patient in their room. The patient, Van Gogh, Vincent, male, age 35, initially observed sitting on the bed smoking tobacco.
Two oddly shaped chairs were observed by the writer in the patient’s room, which were angled such that one imagined one would slide off and onto the floor if one were to try and sit.
The patient wore a blue cap lined with black fur and appeared disheveled with bad hygiene.
Fiction
“When Salvador Dali Identified Oscar Wilde In a Lineup,” Maureen Mancini Amaturo The officer tripped over Dali’s walking stick for the third time. “Do you really need that thing?”
“Do I need this walking stick? Perhaps. The visual is everything.”
Poetry
“Memories of Hardship,” by Grace Alamo You proudly do your hair like Princess Leia’s for picture day only to quietly take out the buns later when the other school children giggle and stare. You trade your stuffed rabbit, Hoppy, for Sarah’s lion at school and regret it immediately.
Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.